Hey dudes and dudettes. I don't really hang on DA much anymore. I'm usually lurking on tumblr, which is sad because I don't have a tumblr of my own haw haw.

WELL, life news! I got accepted into the totally rad creative writing MFA program at the University of Central Florida. Yay! I was apparently a first round admit and they're super excited to have me enroll buuuuut...they aren't giving me any funding. This is problematic as I am unemployed and basically a transient. I'm not sure what I'm going to do yet. I'm kind of bummed about it, to be honest. I don't want to have to take out 20 grand in loans just to write poetry. WHAT DO?

But yeah, my birthday is Wednesday. I shall be old old old.