WHY HELLO THAR

YAY MY COMPUTER IS FIXED!!!!! It ran into some nasty malware and we had to cart it off to the computer store. In my internetless days, I have become quite crafty. I started my uber-steampunk voodoo gun, started my Candy Wife Mask, and started making a weighted companion cube. I also wrote some really angry poetry that no one needs to read. Oy.

I ALSO HAD MY 21ST BIRTHDAY WUT WUT. It was fun, even if the restaurant I wanted to eat at was closed. Me and the dudes just sat around drinking I don't even know how many Green Lanterns and I didn't even get a hang over. I did get really...grumpy though. I MAY BE A MEAN DRUNK ON NOES. Haw haw.

UMMM nothing else is going on I guess? I saw Splice and it was CrAzY!!! Crazy good though. It was so messed up we were all cackling in the theater. Good times.

ALSO I GAVE UP ON MY ALTERNATE BLUE BEETLE OUTFIT THEN BAM I FIND A DAMN BLUE HOODIE FOR THREE DAMN DOLLARS. So we're back at Plan A, stage one! Of course, WalMart was totally sold out blue tights. >_< I will make this work dammit! I WILL BE GIRL BLUE BEETLE.